- info@barrycrossleypantomimes.com
DAME DUCHESS That’s great, but is everyone saying Coo-eee, I think there are a few men out there not joining in… Now I like a man who plays hard to get… and now I’m single…
AUDIENCE Awww
DAME DUCHESS Now come on, I’m more single than that…
AUDIENCE Awww
DAME DUCHESS My late husband William, yes, I lost my Willy, he’s gone now, so I need a new Willy… Coo-eee
AUDIENCE Coo-eee
DAME DUCHESS Hold on… I don’t think that man there joined in… What’s your name?
MAN XXXX
DAME DUCHESS Well XXXX, where are you from?
MAN “Honley”
DAME DUCHESS I’m sorry?
MAN “Honley”
DAME DUCHESS No I heard you the first time XXXX, I’m just sorry! Now stand up, come on stand up… Now XXXX, when I come on and say Coo-eee XXXX, can you stand up and say “Coo-eee Duchess”, let’s have a practice… Coo-eee XXXX
XXXX Coo-eee Duchess
DAME DUCHESS Oh XXXX I’m starting to like you. And you’ll be alright with me, I’ll look after you. I’m a really good cook you know. Oh yes I am…
AUDIENCE Oh no you’re not
DAME DUCHESS Oh yes I am
AUDIENCE Oh no you’re not
DAME DUCHESS I’ll have you know I went on Australian Masterchef, they all cheered when I presented my meringues, which is unusually as Australian’s usually boo-meringues. Well look I can’t spend all day here talking to you, I’ve got to chores to do and my flowers to tend to, see you later boys and girls, bye
| Character | Description |
|---|---|
| White Rabbit | The narrator of our story |
| Alice | Our heroine |
| The Knave of Hearts | Alice’s boyfriend |
| Dame Duchess | Panto Dame |
| The Mad Hatter | Comic |
| The Queen of Hearts | The evil red Queen |
| Cheshire Cat | Our riddling feline |
| Tweedledee | The Queen of Hearts no-good henchmen |
| Tweedledum | The Queen of Hearts no-good henchmen |
| Caterpillar | The Judge of Wonderland Courtroom |
| The White Queen | The nice Queen |
| Bear | Skin character |
PLEASE NOTE: The PDF Reading Copy is for review only. Possession of this does not allow any rights for performance.
A licence must be obtained, BEFORE the start of rehearsals and the royalties paid BEFORE any performance (public or private).
You may NOT reproduce any part of my scripts without my consent.
Most societies/groups have different demographics, so if you want to make changes to a script, you have my permission to do so.
The Editable Director’s Copy for my scripts can be supplied in Word(PC) or Pages(Mac) format to make editing easy. You get the benefit of my script together with any flexibility you require.
Please complete an ORDER as soon as possibl
The PDF Reading Copy is for review only. Possession of this does not allow any rights for performance.
