IDLE JACK Hey Sarah, how’s the shop doing, has Haribo Styles been in upto his old Twix!
During the next few lines, IDLE JACK and SARAH stand either side of the sweet cart and hold up the chocolate bar listed in CAPITALS
SARAH Oh no Jack, not more of your chocolate bar jokes!!
IDLE JACK Well it will give our shop sales a BOOST!
SARAH Does that mean you need to do some work Jack?
IDLE JACK I’m BOUNTY sell a few.
SARAH Alright Jack…
IDLE JACK Well, if you don’t, we can FUDGE the figures?
SARAH Jack!!!
IDLE JACK Alright, keep your SNICKERS on
SARAH Alderman isn’t your best fan at the minute anyway, if we don’t sell some chocolate bars he will have you by the…
IDLE JACK CURLY WURLY’s?
SARAH Come on Jack, you had better buck your ideas up or you’ll be out of a job!
IDLE JACK Oh no, I couldn’t go back to that other job I had in the shoe recycling factory… It was sole destroying!
| Character | Description |
|---|---|
| King Rat | Evil King of the Rats |
| Fairy Bowbells | Immortal Good Fairy |
| Dick Whittington | Hero of the tale |
| Tommy the Cat | Dick’s companion |
| Sarah the Cook | Dame |
| Idle Jack | Comic |
| Alice Fitzwarren | Love interest for Dick |
| Alderman Fitzwarren | Alice’s father, owner of the Emporium |
| Captain Crabstick | Captain of the Saucy Sally |
| Captain’s Mate | Shipmate onboard the Saucy Sally |
| Sultan of Morocco | Grand Emperor of Morocco |
| Rat | Ghost scene |
PLEASE NOTE: The PDF Reading Copy is for review only. Possession of this does not allow any rights for performance.
A licence must be obtained, BEFORE the start of rehearsals and the royalties paid BEFORE any performance (public or private).
You may NOT reproduce any part of my scripts without my consent.
Most societies/groups have different demographics, so if you want to make changes to a script, you have my permission to do so.
The Editable Director’s Copy for my scripts can be supplied in Word(PC) or Pages(Mac) format to make editing easy. You get the benefit of my script together with any flexibility you require.
Please complete an ORDER as soon as possibl
The PDF Reading Copy is for review only. Possession of this does not allow any rights for performance.