JACK FROST I like blacks
I like whites
I will stop your Christmas lights
JACK FROST see BUDDY’s sack
JACK FROST Ah-ha, what have we here
As JACK FROST approaches the sack…
AUDIENCE Buddy!!
BUDDY runs on
BUDDY Wow that was quick, thanks kids! Hold on, who are you?
JACK FROST I young man, am your worst nightmare
BUDDY Your not the Elf and Safety Office are you? Elf and safety!
JACK FROST I am Jack Frost, servant of the wicked Snow Queen, and these are my henchmen, Mince & Meat
BUDDY Mince-meat, you’re really ‘raisin’ the stakes there
MEAT What’s he mean boss?
JACK FROST Nothing, I told you two to be quiet, I will do all the talking
MINCE Yes Meat, Jack will do all the talking
JACK FROST (to BUDDY) So, Mr Elf, where are all the presents
BUDDY There are no presents around here mate
JACK FROST Then where in this stupid place can I find some presents!
MEAT Hey boss, maybe they will tell us (pointing at the AUDIENCE)
JACK FROST Be quiet!!! (to AUDIENCE) Will you tell me?
AUDIENCE No
BUDDY Have you tried the ‘H’aunted ‘H’ouse on the ‘H’ill? (emphasizing the H)
JACK FROST The ‘H’aunted ‘H’ouse on the ‘H’ill? (emphasizing the H)
BUDDY Yes, the ‘H’aunted ‘H’ouse on the ‘H’ill (emphasizing the H), there is always a ‘presence’ in there!!
JACK FROST You fool, I mean Christmas presents!
| Character | Description |
|---|---|
| Price | Toymaker’s son and Principal Boy |
| Holly Berry | Price’s girlfriend and Principal Girl |
| Fisher | Price’s father and Toymaker |
| Pappa Elf | Chief Elf (could be Mamma Elf) |
| Mary Christmas | Dame |
| Buddy the Elf | Comic |
| The Snow Queen | Evil baddie |
| Jack Frost | Side-kick of the Snow Queen |
| Mince | Jack Frost’s henchmen and comedy duo |
| Meat | Jack Frost’s henchmen and comedy duo |
| Christmas Tree Fairy | Immortal Fairy |
| Santa Claus | Himself |
| Elves of Lapland | Chorus |
| Abominable Snowman | Ghost |
| Eskimos | Chorus |
| Snowmen | Dancers/Chorus |
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