SCRIPTS

Santa Claus / The Snow Queen

BARRY CROSSLEY:

The Pantomime

Synopsis:

We all know the story of Christmas right? Well, maybe not… This is the tale of Santa Claus and his struggle to ensure Christmas goes which its usual smoothness. Unfortunately, the Snow Queen with her side-kick, Jack Frost, and his henchmen Mince & Meat, will try everything to pinch all the presents form the Fisher & Price Toy Shop. Can Price and his girlfriend Holly Berry defend Christmas? Will Buddy the Elf and Mary Christmas help in any way what so ever? There is only one way to find out…

Sample Text:

JACK FROST I like blacks

I like whites

I will stop your Christmas lights

JACK FROST see BUDDY’s sack

JACK FROST Ah-ha, what have we here

As JACK FROST approaches the sack…

AUDIENCE Buddy!!

BUDDY runs on

BUDDY Wow that was quick, thanks kids! Hold on, who are you?

JACK FROST I young man, am your worst nightmare

BUDDY Your not the Elf and Safety Office are you? Elf and safety!

JACK FROST I am Jack Frost, servant of the wicked Snow Queen, and these are my henchmen, Mince & Meat

BUDDY Mince-meat, you’re really ‘raisin’ the stakes there

MEAT What’s he mean boss?

JACK FROST Nothing, I told you two to be quiet, I will do all the talking

MINCE Yes Meat, Jack will do all the talking

JACK FROST (to BUDDY) So, Mr Elf, where are all the presents

BUDDY There are no presents around here mate

JACK FROST Then where in this stupid place can I find some presents!

MEAT Hey boss, maybe they will tell us (pointing at the AUDIENCE)

JACK FROST Be quiet!!! (to AUDIENCE) Will you tell me?

AUDIENCE No

BUDDY Have you tried the ‘H’aunted ‘H’ouse on the ‘H’ill? (emphasizing the H)

JACK FROST The ‘H’aunted ‘H’ouse on the ‘H’ill? (emphasizing the H)

BUDDY Yes, the ‘H’aunted ‘H’ouse on the ‘H’ill (emphasizing the H), there is always a ‘presence’ in there!!

JACK FROST You fool, I mean Christmas presents!

Character List:

Character Description
Price Toymaker’s son and Principal Boy
Holly Berry Price’s girlfriend and Principal Girl
Fisher Price’s father and Toymaker
Pappa Elf Chief Elf (could be Mamma Elf)
Mary Christmas Dame
Buddy the Elf Comic
The Snow Queen Evil baddie
Jack Frost Side-kick of the Snow Queen
Mince Jack Frost’s henchmen and comedy duo
Meat Jack Frost’s henchmen and comedy duo
Christmas Tree Fairy Immortal Fairy
Santa Claus Himself
Elves of Lapland Chorus
Abominable Snowman Ghost
Eskimos Chorus
Snowmen Dancers/Chorus

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